What the fuck are you doing here?
I thought I told you never to come here again.
Alright, whatever. You're here now. Probably a good opportunity to learn about the absolute legend Daniel Murphy.

To put it simply I wouldn't touch this lad with a 10ft pole. The kind of ones the other absolute LEGEND Barry Kirkpatrick sticks into the beds of various rivers.
On the other hand, I'd probably touch him with a 4-5ft pole. Not sure why, personal preferance and all that. Regardless, he's still Global Elite in CS:GO so that's all that matters.
Correction 29/11/18: Daniel Murphy is only Supreme Faster Mirst Class. Arse.

Right now, you might be a little scared. How did I get here? Apart from typing in the web address, or clicking a hyperlink, I'm not quite sure myself.
Anyway, to calm your fears here's a list of attributes regarding Daniel Murphy.

• He's bald.
• Extremely asian.
• At least a rank of SMFC in CS:GO, potentially Global Elite.
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• Most definitely has fucked your bitch.
• Enjoys long jogs on the beach (after punching his monitor).
• Is canon within the PhantomOG cinematic anime universe.

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